So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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