I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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