Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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