My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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