We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Operation Purity has been aborted
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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