CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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