hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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