Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
