I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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