At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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