Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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