My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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