Do vagina's smell?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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