the new term for farting is butt boxing.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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