Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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