Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
