In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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