dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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