plz talk dirty to me
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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