her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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