He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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