party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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