when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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