Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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