I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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