If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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