But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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