he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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