Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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