i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Alive.
So much puke
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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