rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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