Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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