So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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