i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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