I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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