Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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