is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
