omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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