Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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