Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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