i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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