there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dignity is for republicans.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
