i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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