I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Randomize
