I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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