i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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