We're facebook friends in real life
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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