your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
