I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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