Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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