names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
did you just send me my own nude
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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