i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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