Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are you so shy because you have an std?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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