..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Randomize
