We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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